Wear the conviction. Frame the Fellowship. Everything here is made to order, so nothing exists until you are certain, which is to say briefly.
A fake learned society ought to issue regalia, so we do. A weathervane that points both ways, a floating apostrophe, and a motto that promises certainty while admitting error. Wear it, frame it, seal your letters with it.
Elevation to the Society, suitable for framing.
Be it known to all persons of firm and temporary conviction that the bearer is hereby elected a Fellow, admitted to all privileges, opinions, and reversals thereof. Held in perpetuity, or until the Society reconsiders, whichever comes first.
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The crest, squared for your home screen.
The glowing medallion, lock-screen safe.
The weathervane wavers, the glow breathes.
One crest, applied across regalia, fabric and paper.
What a real Royal Society issues its Fellows, played straight.
Framable diploma. Free digital version with any paid subscription.
Made to orderHard-enamel crest pin in Society copper.
Made to orderFoil card. In good standing, for the time being.
Made to orderBrass seal engraved with the crest, plus wax.
Made to orderA pocket booklet of the Society's absurd bylaws.
Made to orderA recantation pad. One form per change of mind.
Made to orderA medal on ribbon. Certainty, First Class.
Made to orderNames you Correspondent-at-Large. No duties, no pay.
Made to orderFellow in Residence. The top-shelf object.
Made to orderThe conviction, worn in public.
Certi, non recti. Cryptic until translated.
Made to orderThe whole thesis, wearable.
Made to orderCollegiate embroidery, the university-jumper joke done straight.
Made to orderStriped in Society colours, embroidered crest.
Made to orderMr Fickle's own headwear.
Made to orderAll-over apostrophe. Low-stakes impulse buy.
Made to orderFor the essayist's desk, shelf and wall.
Firmly held, briefly held convictions.
Made to orderFor convictions you will shortly abandon.
Made to orderA full essay, set beautifully, framable.
Made to orderPeak fake-Victorian domesticity.
Made to orderThis opinion subject to condensation.
Made to orderAll eight correspondents. Seeds the joke everywhere.
Made to orderFellowship, from free to fully furnished.
A digital certificate on signup. Costs you nothing, flatters you enormously.
Digital Certificate of Fellowship + membership card, issued the moment you subscribe.
Printed certificate, enamel pin and foil card in a Society folder.
Certificate, pin, card, scarf, wax seal, handbook and medal. For the truly certain.
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